Husbands (Sorry Ladies)

Marriage is like an Indian public toilet. 

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searched these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result thrown up was, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.

Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; 

and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to protect a country, 

but just one woman to make a Happy Home --------- a Good Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All women are devils, but my wife is the queen -- of them.

Thanks Hitesh Shah.